1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,480 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:09,200 As you step through and your eyes are trying to adjust and you're seeing this before you, 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:15,280 this wave of energy blasts out towards all of you and you're all going to take 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:21,359 32 psychic damage and be stunned for one minute. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,960 Oh, okay. 6 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,240 Welcome to tonight's game. 7 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:26,719 I feel like it just ended. 8 00:00:27,279 --> 00:00:34,719 Well, you feel these tentacles wrap around your face and there's like this alien like teeth, 9 00:00:34,719 --> 00:00:42,159 mouth beginning to take a chomp out of your face and for everybody they hear like this 10 00:00:43,359 --> 00:00:47,039 this like suction this and moot's gone. 11 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:48,560 Pleasure to see you again, Moot. 12 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,280 It's been a while. 13 00:00:50,079 --> 00:00:53,280 Have you come to make good? 14 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,880 Kind of in a bit of a pickle here being here and all my friends 15 00:00:58,079 --> 00:01:01,200 being back wherever we were in that weird moist cave. 16 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:07,359 Oh, oh, so you've so you've come for another favor. 17 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:10,879 There's this brilliant flash of like electric light and moot. 18 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:16,480 You're hovering above the brain in the center of this room blast of energy 19 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:23,200 that ripples out around the room briefly stunning the creatures in the room 20 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,640 while at the same time releasing your friends from their paralysis 21 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:31,600 that's been holding them for the last 18 seconds. 22 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,840 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 23 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,280 I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. 24 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:41,680 He him also with me today is Tom Laird. 25 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:45,280 Yeah, he him and I'm playing Moot who also goes with he him. 26 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,120 And Carla Maxted. 27 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,159 She her playing Glim also she her. 28 00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:54,560 And Amy More, so kind of you. 29 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,039 She her and I'll be playing Sullivan slight. 30 00:01:57,039 --> 00:01:58,000 He him. 31 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,439 Was it enough time, Chris? 32 00:01:59,439 --> 00:01:59,840 Hold on. 33 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,920 And I will be playing Sullivan slight. 34 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:08,800 The lightfoot halfling rogue level 20 who has taken quite a few hits, 35 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,199 but not enough to get him down. 36 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,120 Never going to get him down. 37 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,639 Not going to keep them down. 38 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:16,079 Can't do things like that. 39 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:19,199 He him. 40 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,840 Joining us again today is Kristen Flemmons. 41 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:26,080 Oh, hi, it's me, Kristen Flemmons, who definitely doesn't have a mouthful of peanut butter. 42 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,640 She her playing Agath who also doesn't have a mouthful of peanut butter, 43 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:37,040 just a mouthful of cave floor and mind flayer hatred. 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:38,480 She her. 45 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,960 Yeah, I realized now that I was like, is everybody ready? 46 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,040 And then I didn't stop and wait for a response. 47 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,680 No, she had a mouthful of peanut butter. 48 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,640 I realized that after I introduced Thomas looking over and like. 49 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:56,400 I'm pointing at her just like, panic, panic, panic. 50 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,800 She's got a mouthful of peanut butter. 51 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,240 Either choose her first. 52 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:00,800 That's all right. 53 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,599 Amy's a pro. 54 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:03,280 She know how to drag that out. 55 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:03,920 That's right. 56 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:04,800 I handled it. 57 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:05,760 It was fine. 58 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,800 Oh, yes. 59 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,840 So much fun. 60 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,920 Where there's also a lot of fun is over on Patreon. 61 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:10,719 Patreon.com. 62 00:03:10,719 --> 00:03:13,040 So I'm Dragoncast where you join. 63 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,280 You become part of the part of the community. 64 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:19,280 You can come chat with us in Discord and on Patreon, 65 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,120 and we answer your questions and hang out and Amy post garden pictures 66 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,439 and Tom and I post all the bread things and Carla posts. 67 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:30,319 Carla, sometimes I don't post anything. 68 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:32,240 I just creepily look at everything. 69 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,199 Everyone else. 70 00:03:33,199 --> 00:03:34,960 Yeah, just yeah. 71 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,840 I'm just always there in the background. 72 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,199 And she's reading everything. 73 00:03:39,199 --> 00:03:42,960 There's been like three dog photos you've posted over the course of it. 74 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:43,599 Yeah, fair enough. 75 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:51,359 If my dog was able to take a photo of my dog where he wasn't moving, 76 00:03:51,359 --> 00:03:52,719 I'd post pictures every day. 77 00:03:52,719 --> 00:03:54,400 But every picture is just a blur. 78 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,919 The flash running through the screen. 79 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:56,400 That's right. 80 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,599 But when you are a patron, you also get an episode dedicated to you. 81 00:03:59,599 --> 00:04:02,400 Like today's patron, Darylith. 82 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,639 Darylith, thank you. 83 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:08,000 That is a name that I definitely recommend. 84 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,400 No, I recommend that name. 85 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,919 I recommend Darylith as well. 86 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,080 Five out of five would say that name again. 87 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,280 Would say that name again. 88 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,360 So many things that they've posted. 89 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,560 That's what I was going to say. 90 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,240 I totally recognize from Discord. 91 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,759 Darylith's very active in the community. 92 00:04:23,759 --> 00:04:24,879 Great contributor. 93 00:04:24,879 --> 00:04:25,439 Thanks, Darylith. 94 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:26,560 Thanks, Darylith. 95 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,600 Also fun to say. 96 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:29,200 Also fun to say. 97 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,720 Five out of five would say again. 98 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,920 Absolutely. 99 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,960 Like Darylith, you can join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 100 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,720 And now, fuck it, let's play. 101 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:38,560 Or die. 102 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,480 Either or. 103 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,240 I mean, it's still up in the air. 104 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:42,800 Yes, and? 105 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,560 Have you been to the improv classes? 106 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:57,680 We left our friends in a perilous scene 107 00:04:58,319 --> 00:05:02,720 where everybody except Sullivan Sleight and Glim were... 108 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,240 Taking naps, slaggers. 109 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,439 Taking naps on the job. 110 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:13,040 Being controlled by this elder brain. 111 00:05:13,759 --> 00:05:17,040 Surrounded by mind flares and troglodytes. 112 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:20,160 And these other weird things that started coming in. 113 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:24,560 Grells, these bird-beaked brains with tentacles. 114 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,279 Coming in, moving upon our adventures. 115 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:32,879 As Moot makes an electric appearance high above the brain. 116 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:35,439 And there's this blast of energy 117 00:05:35,439 --> 00:05:39,279 that comes out from him and from the location where he arrives. 118 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,879 And everybody who's incapacitated. 119 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:46,000 And everybody who's mind controlled. 120 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:50,560 There's this static shock that runs through you. 121 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:55,199 And you feel movement come back to you. 122 00:05:55,199 --> 00:06:00,159 As everybody is able to get up of their own accord. 123 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,159 What? 124 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:02,560 Nothing! 125 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,040 What? 126 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:07,600 No, I'm imagining him coming down, floating down. 127 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,920 But he's got a harness on. 128 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,680 There's pressure wires. 129 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:12,879 And he's got a microphone. 130 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:14,080 He's wearing leather pants. 131 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,760 And he's all like, get up! 132 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,960 Get on up. 133 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,560 And everyone is doing that. 134 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,520 So that's what my big smile is. 135 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,040 I mean, I'm super into it. 136 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,000 And it's like, where do you get the leather pants? 137 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,160 That was the old search boot. 138 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:33,760 Yep, that's right. 139 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,240 Yep. 140 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:34,960 It was the pants. 141 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,319 Everybody wakes up and you get assless chaps. 142 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:38,640 100%. 143 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,720 Moot, it is your turn in rotation. 144 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:48,320 You are electrified with wild magic energy as well as the... 145 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:55,439 I mean, we'll play with this great old one situation for a little while. 146 00:06:55,439 --> 00:06:57,040 As long as we need to here. 147 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:01,439 You are hovering in the space above the brain. 148 00:07:01,439 --> 00:07:05,040 Which its tentacles are now with this energy that's in the room. 149 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,560 Flailing around, as I said, you can hear its calls. 150 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,759 You can't make sense of them. 151 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:12,240 Hear its calls competing with the great old one's calls 152 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,720 as it's screaming to all of the other creatures, 153 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:18,959 which have amassed more since you left the space. 154 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,680 Which really was instance ago, but for you feels like a little bit longer. 155 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,839 Like a few minutes, as you were discussing. 156 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:30,000 The goings on with Athabasca getting caught up in the void space. 157 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,560 Can you give me a rundown of where everything is in relation to this giant brain? 158 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,920 Okay, so you got the giant brain. 159 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:43,920 We'll say you're facing your friends and the entrance which you came in. 160 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,000 Glim and Sully appear to be fighting or have... 161 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,040 They appear to be fighting as you enter. 162 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,680 Everybody else is kind of laid out in the space around them. 163 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,720 All of these soft clawed creatures, the troglodytes, 164 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:59,199 are moving quickly around the walls. 165 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:04,240 Some of them leaping in the air down towards your friends. 166 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,839 There are the grells, the bird-beaked brains coming in from behind. 167 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:15,360 And you look behind and there is this cavern that goes deeper into this tunnel system 168 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,279 where they appear to be coming out of. 169 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:24,720 And then tentacles splashing around in this giant lake pool that the brain is suspended in. 170 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,079 Mind flayers hovering. 171 00:08:28,719 --> 00:08:30,639 I was like, what about the mind flayers? 172 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:33,279 But I didn't want to be like, what about the homework teacher? 173 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah, that's right. 174 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,720 What about the quiz we're supposed to have? 175 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,480 How far away are Moot and Sully and Agath and Rex? 176 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,519 From the brain, you're right over top of it. 177 00:08:43,519 --> 00:08:50,240 Everybody else is probably tentacles coming out like 60 to 75 feet. 178 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:55,039 So they've got some distance but you are within any proximity. 179 00:08:55,039 --> 00:09:00,000 Yeah, if I can hit the brain with a fireball, that's what's going to happen here. 180 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,839 It's like the downtime didn't even happen, you guys. 181 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:09,120 Well, Ice Storm is like a big cylinder that I will be inside of. 182 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:12,879 Aren't you immune to your own shit? 183 00:09:12,879 --> 00:09:13,839 That's what I wonder. 184 00:09:13,839 --> 00:09:15,759 I mean, maybe when I'm all supercharged. 185 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:17,839 I don't know, Russ, how are you feeling about it? 186 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:21,679 Nah, we'll say that you've got a level of protection. 187 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:24,639 Okay, then we are changing to Ice Storm. 188 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,559 Cut it up. 189 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:27,519 Hate this brain. 190 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:30,799 Well, it does bludgeoning damage and brains are soft, so. 191 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:31,199 Absolutely. 192 00:09:31,759 --> 00:09:33,439 That will hopefully be a good thing. 193 00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:36,480 Russ, you need to make a dexterity saving throw. 194 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,240 The humidity in here is really making Glim's hair look pretty hilarious though, 195 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,399 so we'll probably all laugh about it once we're out of this situation. 196 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:45,600 I'm imagining you are like Monica in Jamaica. 197 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,840 Does three succeed? 198 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:52,080 Three is very close. 199 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:56,560 Okay, I just wanted to be part of the team here, just like with low rolls. 200 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:05,040 This hailstorm just starts to like absolutely pound this giant brain, 201 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:09,120 and you're going to take a bunch of bludgeoning and cold damage. 202 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,720 Here we go. 203 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,800 No immunities to any of those. 204 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:15,120 Okay. 205 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,879 Oh, do you have immunities to fire? 206 00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:18,960 I'm not telling you what I have immunities to. 207 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,480 I have no immunities to none of those. 208 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:24,399 That's 17 bludgeoning and a bunch of colds coming your way too. 209 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:26,480 Well, from the zero damage I've taken so far. 210 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,960 26 cold on top of that. 211 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,600 26, 17, 33, 43. 212 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:39,200 And the hailstorms will turn the area of effect into difficult terrain until the next turn. 213 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,800 Okay, so we're going to say like the pool beneath it begins to freeze, 214 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:47,279 so the tentacles have problems, difficulty moving. 215 00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:54,480 It's going to try to hit you with one of those tentacles before they're completely locked in. 216 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,079 That's going to be an 18 to hit. 217 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,240 18 will hit. 218 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,120 Okay, you're going to take 20 bludgeoning damage, 219 00:11:02,319 --> 00:11:07,039 and you are make a strength saving throw, please. 220 00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:10,639 I are make a strength saving throw. 221 00:11:10,639 --> 00:11:11,120 Coming up. 222 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,159 You are make a strength saving throw. 223 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,000 Oh, that's a 20. 224 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:19,440 You are not grappled, so you're going to take that bludgeoning damage, but not be grappled. 225 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,840 Is there anything else you can do on your turn, sir? 226 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,759 No, no, that is all we are doing this time. 227 00:11:25,759 --> 00:11:27,039 Okay, well, I mean, that's pretty good. 228 00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:32,559 It's pretty good coming back and saving the fucking day. 229 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,679 What would the mind flayers do in this situation? 230 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:37,679 They haven't specifically taken damage. 231 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:40,240 Dodge just like this is going south, man. 232 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:40,960 We're out of here. 233 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:42,960 We're not paid enough. 234 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:46,080 It's going to I don't think this one has recharged. 235 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,840 So I'm going to try it recharges. 236 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:55,840 It's going to try and try and mind blast you moot. 237 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,560 Make an intelligence saving throw, please. 238 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:04,160 Also, Russ, I did have a bonus action that I would like to retcon into the end of my last turn. 239 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,120 Go for it. 240 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:11,920 Where I cast mage armor on myself, which I can do at will without expending any spell slots or components. 241 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:18,559 OK, we'll say the boon for you is you also get advantage on your saving throws and ability checks. 242 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,240 Oh, OK, that's dope. 243 00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:24,000 First one is a 17. 244 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,879 17 saves. 245 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:27,039 So yeah, the 18 was for the brain. 246 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,120 It's been much it's much more intelligent. 247 00:12:30,079 --> 00:12:31,039 By one hit point. 248 00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:32,240 So 17 does succeed. 249 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:32,959 So you don't need that. 250 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:33,759 Awesome. 251 00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:35,199 Well, 17 was my best one. 252 00:12:35,199 --> 00:12:38,319 OK, so you got this blast comes out. 253 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:40,000 It doesn't work on you. 254 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,840 You do take 11 psychic damage, however, half damage. 255 00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:49,840 Agatha, you have motion motion. 256 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:54,799 You are prone to stand up as half your movement, but there are the troglodytes 257 00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:57,039 bearing down on you in the air. 258 00:12:57,039 --> 00:12:59,440 So even if you were to stand up and have half movement, 259 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,799 like you're going to be able to hit something several things if you want to. 260 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,480 I would love to hit several things. 261 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:08,639 But is there a mind flair within 262 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,039 whacking a distance in melee? 263 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:14,320 No, within range. 264 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,120 Yes. 265 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,120 OK, could I move to make it? 266 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,200 I do have a reach weapon. 267 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:23,600 So if I moved and then I had a long weapon. 268 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,360 Can it reach 15 feet in the air? 269 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:27,440 I want I want. 270 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,879 What if he lands? 271 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:29,840 It says reach. 272 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,800 I don't know. 273 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,720 I can look up reach five feet. 274 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,639 No, it's 15. 275 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,600 Totally 15. 276 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,320 Yeah, you're probably right. 277 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,279 Holy 50. 278 00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:40,080 They're just carrying around a 15 foot stick. 279 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:40,960 OK, no, hold on. 280 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,040 Wait, is there one of those stupid brain birds 281 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,320 she could step on and jump into the air and hit it? 282 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,440 Yeah, let's do that. 283 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,639 That sounds like that. 284 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,360 Yeah, describe that to me if that's what you want. 285 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,800 Brain birds one stone. 286 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,920 Yeah, exactly. 287 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:58,639 All right, Agatha gets up and is royally pissed off. 288 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,240 She does not like being incapacitated one bit. 289 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:09,680 And locks eyes with one of these horrific googly face tentacle bros. 290 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:14,480 And just like, you know, I don't know what this gesture is called. 291 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,360 The the point net your eyes point net their eyes gesture. 292 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,440 I'm the captain now. 293 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,080 Yeah, like I'm a very different movie. 294 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:22,879 Yeah, I don't know. 295 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,639 But that's what she does. 296 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,800 And she just takes off. 297 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,879 And like with those big thunderous Goliath steps 298 00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:35,279 and leaps and like, you know, air runs. 299 00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:41,039 Crushing brain, crushing bird brain birds under her feet 300 00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:44,399 and then like comes down stabbing with this giant lance. 301 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,439 Awesome. 302 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:46,720 Yeah, come on. 303 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,519 Come on, dice. 304 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:49,279 Oh, my God. 305 00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:52,080 OK, OK, OK, OK. 306 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,559 That's not a natural 20, but a 20. 307 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:55,919 Yeah, that'll hit. 308 00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:56,720 All right. 309 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,759 Vicious lance. 310 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,320 Get vicious. 311 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:08,240 That is 12 points of vicious lance damage. 312 00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:10,960 I get three attacks. 313 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,279 Can I do like, am I like spend it in the air? 314 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:17,360 I can just whale on this guy midair or am I hitting somebody on my way down? 315 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,080 Yeah, like you get three per action. 316 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:20,480 Yeah. 317 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:24,240 So I imagine like you're coming in like flailing. 318 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,840 You're falling as you're going. 319 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:30,159 So maybe you hit the head on the first one chest and the knees on the third. 320 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:34,480 But yeah, like that is not nearly as good. 321 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:38,399 What is seven plus nine, 16, 16 will hit. 322 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:46,159 That is 11 more points of vicious lance damage. 323 00:15:46,159 --> 00:15:48,159 I'm assuming it's like piercing or slashing. 324 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:51,439 But I mean, a lance certainly sounds like a piercing weapon. 325 00:15:51,439 --> 00:15:53,600 Yeah, I'm just imagining lance from NSYNC. 326 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,600 Just that is who am I wielding vicious now. 327 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,480 Bye bye bye. 328 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,639 And then 24. 329 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:03,600 Yes. 330 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,319 Oh, yes. 331 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:10,959 14 points of bye bye bye. 332 00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:13,360 You're going to NSYNC this lance into him. 333 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,959 Sorry, continue. 334 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,399 I'm going to do another thing. 335 00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:21,360 I'm going to mark him. 336 00:16:21,919 --> 00:16:22,799 Unwavering mark. 337 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:23,679 There it is. 338 00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:28,240 When you hit with a melee attack, I can mark the creature until the end of my next turn. 339 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,159 It has disadvantage on any attack that doesn't target me. 340 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,960 So it's the like you and me, bro. 341 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,759 You guys can't see it. 342 00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:37,200 Kristin's got crazy eyes. 343 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,039 Yeah, such good eyes. 344 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,480 Boom, boom, boom. 345 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,120 Falling down, crazy eyes are happening. 346 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,440 It looks stunned in the air as it's kind of blasted back from these three hits. 347 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:52,960 Matamar, who quickly, let's see if they. 348 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,720 Realizes that he's way in over his head. 349 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,279 He's way out of his depth. 350 00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:03,120 But quickly stands up, knows far and beyond that he's way out of his steps 351 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,639 and rushes and hides in like this little alcove. 352 00:17:06,639 --> 00:17:07,759 It's the right thing to do. 353 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:08,720 Yeah, it really is. 354 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,519 What if he died? 355 00:17:09,519 --> 00:17:10,319 How bad would we feel? 356 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:16,799 Roll a 24 stealth so he manages to kind of sneak through and around and away. 357 00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:17,599 He is rock now. 358 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:22,160 Unless called upon, we'll say that he is out of rotation for now. 359 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:38,720 Rocks. 360 00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:44,160 Who can roll for his acid? 361 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:44,660 Nope. 362 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,799 Who can he trample with his bad ass hoops? 363 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,160 Every stupid bird brain. 364 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,759 Got lots of lots of troglodytes, bird brains coming in. 365 00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:56,639 Troglodytes would probably be the easiest, easiest hit. 366 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,560 The troglodytes are the soft clawed creatures, soft claws. 367 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,520 All right, baby babies. 368 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,240 Oh, that's a one. 369 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,600 So no, he trips on a stone. 370 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:18,080 He trips, kind of getting up and the troglodytes rush on top of him. 371 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,560 Sorry, they are rushing on top of him. 372 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:26,240 The brain's turn, it senses. 373 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:33,279 Like you can, you can hear, again, don't understand what it's saying specifically, 374 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:38,240 but you sense there's a tone shift in the in the directions that it's giving. 375 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,240 It is more panicked and frantic. 376 00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:47,039 And below you, below this ice storm that it continues to get pummeled and like the lake 377 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:51,679 is freezing, it blinks out of existence beneath you. 378 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,360 Get your own thing, brain. 379 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,080 And it is gone. 380 00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:58,799 If you roll arcana, you might know what it did. 381 00:18:58,799 --> 00:18:59,920 Sure, I'm into it. 382 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,960 A dirty 20. 383 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:06,240 You get a distinct feeling that it cast plane shift. 384 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:12,080 So it has left this plane, no longer sense it or its location or its voice. 385 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:13,380 Okay. 386 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:19,440 You sense the voice of the mind flares who are like second in command now, 387 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:25,680 who are also increasing in panic and and ferocity. 388 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,279 And one of them is next. 389 00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:30,080 And it is also going to plane shift out. 390 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:35,200 Glim, as the brain is gone and as the great old one's power 391 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:39,440 has released you from the control of the brain over you, it is your turn. 392 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,559 Great. 393 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:45,680 Moot is still above like that pool where the brain was. 394 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,580 Yes. 395 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:52,240 Okay, but there's still a bunch of other creatures. 396 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:56,799 Should we have a moment since you did just try to like whack at me? 397 00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:58,400 I rolled like a one and a two. 398 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:03,200 I mean, realistically, do you even know that I tried to attack you? 399 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:03,840 I don't know. 400 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:04,960 Because it was pretty bad. 401 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,039 Came up behind, you heard like the swing of the sword. 402 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,640 Whoa, you tried, almost hit me. 403 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,120 Easy does it there. 404 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,480 But maybe. 405 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:16,960 I don't know. 406 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,440 You tell me. 407 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,960 Do you even know that you were mind controlled? 408 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,280 Oh, you do. 409 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,480 Well, then I assume you'd be apologetic regardless of whether or not 410 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,480 I knew you were trying to hit me. 411 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,680 Oh, Sully, I'm so sorry. 412 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:34,960 It was like I had my brain and I did a bad job, so I didn't hit you. 413 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,520 But I'm so I'm so sorry. 414 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,720 Oh, that's all right. 415 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,400 Maybe you can make it up to me by like squishing some of these real gross things. 416 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:47,600 And Sully like shakes his leg because there's like one of those little 417 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,360 gross brain bird things beside him. 418 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:57,519 I think that what I will do is what's like the biggest bad within reach of me? 419 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,120 It's me. 420 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:05,360 Two mind players up in the air will say that a goth maybe knocked one down. 421 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,880 So it is like five feet above the ground right now. 422 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,380 Perfect. 423 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:15,620 Um, so I'm going to attack it with the vorpal longsword, but then I'm also 424 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:21,540 I hit it, which hopefully I will put some some extra special divine smite on that. 425 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:24,180 So he'll get a whole bunch of extra radiant damage. 426 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,180 That is a 23. 427 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,180 She's back. 428 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:28,680 Yeah. 429 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:35,060 So then 31 stabby damage. 430 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:39,220 Okay, describe what it looks like when you kill this mind flayer. 431 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:43,860 I feel like I really did not like having something in my brain. 432 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:46,660 So I'm really going for head. 433 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:56,819 So if that means a decapitation, maybe, or it could be just a real gross stab into the face. 434 00:21:56,819 --> 00:22:03,140 Like they've got, yeah, like big bulbous skulls and then like long octopus tentacles 435 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:05,620 coming off of their like chin area. 436 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:09,140 And I mean, it did have its face tentacles all over your face. 437 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:10,340 I forgot about that too. 438 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,180 I'm really having a bad day. 439 00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:15,140 Glim's having a rough one. 440 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:20,100 So yeah, maybe just like direct stab into the face and then a pull down. 441 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,300 Just kind of kind of flay it a little. 442 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:23,700 Yeah. 443 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:24,020 Yeah. 444 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,300 You're flaying its mind. 445 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:25,620 Love it. 446 00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:26,980 That's fun. 447 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:32,100 Moot, in your mind, you sense like it get a little quieter as far as like the 448 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:37,700 different voices that you're hearing as you see now Glim flay as one mind flayer. 449 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:39,460 You still have two. 450 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:42,100 I have one more attack. 451 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,620 Troglodytes or... 452 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:43,940 Yeah. 453 00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:47,059 I'll go for a Troglodyte. 454 00:22:47,059 --> 00:22:48,900 That's a 26. 455 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,140 Yes. 456 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:54,580 And that is 24. 457 00:22:55,299 --> 00:22:56,340 Describe the death. 458 00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:58,980 I can't even smite anything. 459 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,819 I'm just killing them all straight up. 460 00:23:00,819 --> 00:23:01,299 All right. 461 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:02,340 Yeah. 462 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:06,420 Glim has hit upon a theme here and the theme is get out of my head 463 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,900 or I will remove yours from you. 464 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:12,420 So I think it's all just going to be head stuff today. 465 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:12,740 All right. 466 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:13,539 Going for heads. 467 00:23:13,539 --> 00:23:18,500 Just swinging around the brain down and then swinging wide. 468 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:22,259 Anything you can or would like to do to finish out your turn? 469 00:23:22,259 --> 00:23:23,380 No, I don't think so. 470 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:26,580 Oh, it feels so much better being able to do something guys. 471 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,340 Troglodytes are going to continue to attack. 472 00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:33,539 They're going to try as long as there's mind flayers around. 473 00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:35,460 Several are going to rush you, Glim. 474 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:36,099 We're going to say... 475 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:37,940 Seems fair. 476 00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:40,339 Four are going to try and attack you. 477 00:23:41,139 --> 00:23:48,659 Two roll and get with their multi-attacks. 478 00:23:50,259 --> 00:23:51,859 18 to hit. 479 00:23:52,819 --> 00:23:53,539 Yep. 480 00:23:53,539 --> 00:23:54,420 18 is my AC. 481 00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:56,339 And then two rolled a nine. 482 00:23:56,339 --> 00:23:59,779 So you're going to take 21 slashing damage. 483 00:24:01,379 --> 00:24:02,980 One's going to come towards you, Sully. 484 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:10,500 Uh, with a bite for a nine and a claw for a 22. 485 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,460 Uncanny dodge. 486 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:13,700 All right. 487 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:18,740 So you just walked in and waited for someone to attack me. 488 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:22,019 So you take half damage on that one then? 489 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:26,980 I do believe I have the attacks damage against me. 490 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,099 Indeed. 491 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,619 Seven slashing damage then. 492 00:24:29,619 --> 00:24:31,379 Moot, you're up in the air. 493 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:34,020 The Grells are going to try and come towards you. 494 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:35,300 Okay. 495 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:39,060 They get to make two attacks. 496 00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:43,060 One with tentacles and one with their beaks. 497 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:44,340 There's quite a few of them. 498 00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:45,300 Brace yourself. 499 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,460 I'll say four of them are coming at you. 500 00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:49,380 So four tentacle attacks. 501 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:50,340 Okay. 502 00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:50,820 Ooh. 503 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:56,980 So now one and a 13 and a 13 and an eight. 504 00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,460 They didn't hit with their tentacles, 505 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:01,140 so they're not going to hit with their beaks. 506 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,740 I mean, yeah, that was not great. 507 00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:06,259 He's like pushing them away by their faces. 508 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:10,020 I just looked up a Grell and in a way, 509 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,860 it actually is much funnier than I thought 510 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:13,780 because it really looks like a testicle. 511 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:16,980 Descriptions are the key. 512 00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:18,259 Well, now I need to Google this. 513 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,860 It really looks more like a testicle with a beak 514 00:25:21,860 --> 00:25:26,580 and some tendrils than a brain. 515 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:28,820 I mean, it also looks like a brain, I guess. 516 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,740 But I don't know. 517 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,980 Just in case you want that. 518 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,500 Just in case you want that in your brain. 519 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,140 Oh, yeah. 520 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:35,539 Yep. 521 00:25:35,539 --> 00:25:35,779 Yep. 522 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,380 It's still much more, 523 00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:39,380 the beak itself is much more comical 524 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:41,700 than the beak that I had given it in my mind. 525 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,380 It was much more sinister. 526 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,380 This looks like a Muppet beak. 527 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,700 See, that's the beautiful thing about the mind palace. 528 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:49,859 The thing you're going to come up with 529 00:25:49,859 --> 00:25:51,460 is way worse than whatever the artist did. 530 00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:54,339 It was much scarier than I thought. 531 00:25:54,339 --> 00:25:55,620 Good, then we succeeded there. 532 00:25:56,579 --> 00:25:58,900 Listeners, don't go ahead and Google these. 533 00:25:58,900 --> 00:25:59,620 Yeah, don't look at it. 534 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,300 Just picture something scary. 535 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,500 Everything is panicking. 536 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:05,620 There's no, there's nothing landing anywhere. 537 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:06,660 Flamikins is up. 538 00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:08,900 Oh my God, she's still here. 539 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,900 Stretching, feeling good. 540 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:13,140 Verbal somatic, baby. 541 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,220 She's doing lunges in the corner, 542 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,180 just waiting for her turn. 543 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,620 I like what you're doing, moot. 544 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:24,260 Let's cast lightning bolt. 545 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:25,140 Fuck yeah, bud. 546 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,700 Everything has to make a dexterity saving throw, 547 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,380 a stroke of lightning 100 feet long 548 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,380 and five feet wide blasts out 549 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,060 in a direction you choose. 550 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:33,860 Each creature. 551 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:35,300 Is that everybody? 552 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,340 Well, she's not going to point it towards you. 553 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,060 Are we scattered? 554 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:40,420 It's only five feet wide. 555 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:42,100 Yeah, but she's a professional. 556 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,020 Of course she is. 557 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,700 That's something that people say about Flamikins. 558 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,780 If there's anything that anyone's ever said 559 00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,940 about Flamikins when describing her in one word, 560 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:50,580 it is professional. 561 00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:52,260 Do you want her to roll 11d6 562 00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:53,940 and kill a whole bunch of shit or not? 563 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:54,580 Hell yeah. 564 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:55,860 Obviously, yes we do, Russ. 565 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:57,780 But we're going to make fun at the same time. 566 00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:59,140 That's what we do, Russ. 567 00:26:59,380 --> 00:26:59,940 Fair enough. 568 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,260 Russ has had it up to here with our shit. 569 00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:02,820 That's right. 570 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,700 Hey, we got to put up with him 571 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,780 just beating on us the whole last episode. 572 00:27:07,780 --> 00:27:09,620 The whole last episode, it was rough. 573 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:12,100 36. 574 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:15,140 A line of these creatures, 575 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:17,460 just like the lightning burns through them 576 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:20,500 as the other ones on the perimeter of this scatter. 577 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:22,740 So many of them drop. 578 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:23,300 Yes. 579 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:27,700 Question, are these troglodytes and growls, 580 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:29,060 look at me using the real words, 581 00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:32,660 coming out of the tunnel continuously 582 00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:34,100 or had they all arrived? 583 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,500 There are no new ones coming. 584 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:40,020 Like the troglodytes looked like they were the ones. 585 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,540 The growls, there were several of them that came out, 586 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:45,860 but there's not like an endless stream of things 587 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:47,140 coming out of this cavern. 588 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:47,940 I was just wondering. 589 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:49,540 Sully was going to do something cool, 590 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,500 but so much has happened in between 591 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,140 that has now made that impossible. 592 00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:57,220 You can still do cool things. 593 00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:58,420 Now I'm going to do something like- 594 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,019 It's going to be mediocre, guys. 595 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,019 Prepare yourself. 596 00:28:02,019 --> 00:28:04,180 I think what he's going to do 597 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:08,340 is he's just going to like, I don't know, 598 00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:11,620 run through some of these growls 599 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:13,140 or whatever is closest to him 600 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,620 with both daggers in each hand 601 00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:16,820 and just whoosh. 602 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:17,940 Go for it. 603 00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:18,420 Like that. 604 00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:23,700 In his right hand, he has rolled a 19. 605 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:24,340 Yep. 606 00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:26,900 Thank God for that bonus to hit. 607 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:29,780 And in his left hand, it is a 28. 608 00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:30,740 Also good. 609 00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:31,240 Nice. 610 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,500 One D4 plus six. 611 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,460 Not going to be a lot here. 612 00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:39,780 And in one hand, oh, nine damage. 613 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:42,980 And in the next, seven damage. 614 00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:45,380 Did I get like a sneak attack or anything like that? 615 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:48,180 I mean, you're around friends and stuff. 616 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,380 I am, but my- 617 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,740 Sneak attack gives you 10 D6. 618 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:55,140 Okay. 619 00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:56,420 Well, I guess, you know what? 620 00:28:56,420 --> 00:29:00,259 I think I have like a disconnect between 621 00:29:00,259 --> 00:29:02,660 what I believe to be sneak attack 622 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:05,060 and what it says sneak attack is. 623 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:08,100 To me, if I'm in the middle of a group of things 624 00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,700 that are currently fighting, 625 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:10,740 I'm not sneaky. 626 00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:12,340 Everybody knows I'm there. 627 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:13,380 But this is just like- 628 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:14,980 Well, there's where you're wrong though, Amy. 629 00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:15,460 Right? 630 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:18,420 Like, obviously that's not what sneak attack means. 631 00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:20,500 If you sneak up and have advantage on something, 632 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,460 then yes, absolutely. 633 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:22,820 But there's also the caveat of 634 00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:25,620 if you have an ally within five feet 635 00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:27,620 of another creature, you also get sneak attack 636 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:29,620 because their attention is split, right? 637 00:29:30,260 --> 00:29:31,220 Yeah, they're distracted. 638 00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:34,100 So you're sneaking over- 639 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:34,660 Let's see Daisy. 640 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:36,500 Let's roll 10 D6 and see what happens. 641 00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:38,500 33. 642 00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:39,940 33, all right. 643 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:40,500 How about that? 644 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,940 The growls. 645 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,380 There's one mind flayer left. 646 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:46,580 There's some growls, the voices in your head, 647 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:48,340 great old one who's still giving you 648 00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:50,340 this boon that you have here. 649 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:52,180 And then the troglodytes, which are 650 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:56,660 quite, fewer in numbers than they were previously. 651 00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:58,180 We'll say that, but there's still several 652 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,060 surrounding your friends down on the ground. 653 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:04,100 Am I getting any like tips and tricks from my 654 00:30:05,299 --> 00:30:06,820 great one whispering in my ear? 655 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:08,580 What kind of tips and tricks do you want? 656 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:08,820 Duck. 657 00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:09,220 Cheat code. 658 00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:10,100 Slash. 659 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:11,060 Up, up, down, down, back, back, back, back. 660 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,100 I mean, is it like an up, up, down, down, 661 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,420 left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start situation? 662 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:28,100 It's the middle and I've got to sing a song by myself 663 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:31,539 because we didn't record it last night 664 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:33,779 because we were so tired. 665 00:30:33,779 --> 00:30:36,900 Hey, it's me in the middle by myself. 666 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,019 Happy to have you here. 667 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:39,860 Just curious. 668 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,420 Have you been thinking about joining us on Patreon? 669 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:44,420 We would love to have you. 670 00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:47,220 In fact, if we get four more patrons, 671 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,620 we are going to reach another goal that we have going on 672 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,660 when we reach 100 patrons. 673 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:54,740 It's a huge goal for us. 674 00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:56,660 Love these community goals because that means 675 00:30:56,660 --> 00:31:00,180 we're 100 people strong in our Patreon community 676 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:03,140 that are supporting us here, 677 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,140 creating the shows that you love, 678 00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:07,380 including this one, Dumbgeons and Dragons. 679 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,060 But when we reach that goal, 680 00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:11,380 we're going to do another improv live show 681 00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:12,900 exclusively for our patrons. 682 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,900 Try and get as many people out there as we can 683 00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:16,500 because the bigger we make those shows, 684 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,020 the more suggestions fly in, 685 00:31:18,019 --> 00:31:19,859 the more wildness happens. 686 00:31:19,859 --> 00:31:23,299 And we're going to wrangle some past guests of the show 687 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:25,619 to see how many people we can get to come join us 688 00:31:25,619 --> 00:31:31,059 for a night of fun and laughs and just all out good times. 689 00:31:31,059 --> 00:31:33,379 So like I said, if you've been on the fence, 690 00:31:33,379 --> 00:31:36,099 now's a great time to help us reach the next goal 691 00:31:36,099 --> 00:31:37,940 to support the show that you love here 692 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,460 with Dumbgeons and Dragons 693 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:42,259 and get to partake in an exclusive live show. 694 00:31:42,259 --> 00:31:46,259 You get your invite automatically coming right to you. 695 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:49,059 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 696 00:31:49,059 --> 00:31:50,819 We hope to see you over there. 697 00:31:50,819 --> 00:31:52,900 Let's get back to the episode here 698 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:56,180 and see what magic is in store for everybody 699 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,579 as they battle their way through 700 00:31:58,579 --> 00:32:00,579 all of these yucky, yucky monsters 701 00:32:01,539 --> 00:32:03,379 who comes up with these things. 702 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,259 All right. 703 00:32:04,259 --> 00:32:04,740 Bye now. 704 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,900 No, it's more like relationship 705 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,180 with your great old one. 706 00:32:12,259 --> 00:32:14,019 Just a solid cheer section. 707 00:32:14,339 --> 00:32:18,019 That relationship's good. 708 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:18,339 Good. 709 00:32:18,339 --> 00:32:19,220 He took my hand. 710 00:32:20,579 --> 00:32:22,900 He gave me some power like in marriage. 711 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:23,220 Okay. 712 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:26,420 After that, though, like between then and now, 713 00:32:27,139 --> 00:32:29,539 like what historically, 714 00:32:29,539 --> 00:32:31,460 because we haven't really delved into it. 715 00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:33,539 Like this is the first time we've actually been able 716 00:32:33,539 --> 00:32:35,059 in this new timeline to be like, 717 00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:36,579 what? 718 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,379 What up? 719 00:32:37,379 --> 00:32:38,099 Great old one. 720 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:43,780 Um, what normally between the last seven years 721 00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:44,660 or whatever it's been, 722 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,980 have they done for you? 723 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:51,780 Well, the ability to use magic on an ongoing basis, 724 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:53,380 pretty big one for moot 725 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,780 and really gives a leg up 726 00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:57,620 over like a lot of other situations 727 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,300 because there's not a lot of people out in the world 728 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,220 over those last years that have that access. 729 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:02,340 All right. 730 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:05,300 So he's actually been pretty stoked with his deal. 731 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,980 I've got such some questions though 732 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:08,660 about your great old ones. 733 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,259 Are they gods? 734 00:33:10,259 --> 00:33:13,380 Are they immune to the goings on of what's happening? 735 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:14,740 We can't answer these questions right now. 736 00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,180 We can answer these questions in the downtime. 737 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:16,500 Okay. 738 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:17,140 I'm sorry. 739 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:17,940 Oh, all right. 740 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,740 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 741 00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:22,660 If you want to get the downtime that we do 742 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:24,500 after the episode and like chit chat 743 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,220 about like what we learned on our character sheets, 744 00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:28,660 what great old ones are, you know, 745 00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:29,299 cool stuff like that. 746 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,180 I'm going to have to go sign up 747 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:33,059 for our own Patreon apparently to gain access to. 748 00:33:33,059 --> 00:33:37,539 Well, I was thinking like here like if he's like, 749 00:33:38,259 --> 00:33:39,940 you know, if there's an obvious game plan 750 00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:41,940 of like we should kill the last mind flayer 751 00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:43,539 and the rest of this will dissolve quickly, 752 00:33:43,539 --> 00:33:45,859 like maybe he's whispering that in my ear 753 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:47,539 or maybe he's just like, yes, 754 00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:49,460 wreak havoc upon everyone. 755 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:51,460 No, probably more the second, 756 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:52,819 like the vibe you're getting. 757 00:33:52,819 --> 00:33:58,579 Like they have their own kind of vibe and motivations 758 00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:03,540 and while you are a pawn in that, 759 00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:08,420 they don't really care too much if anybody lives or dies 760 00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:14,019 so long as you succeed in what you're doing. 761 00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:14,500 Okay. 762 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,700 So kill everything. 763 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:15,940 Yeah. 764 00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:17,539 I mean, let's do that. 765 00:34:17,539 --> 00:34:18,340 I will. 766 00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:18,980 Okay. 767 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:21,860 In that case, I will cast Eldrick Blast again. 768 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:22,180 Okay. 769 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,900 And I'll focus three of them on the mind flayer 770 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,700 and then one on, I don't know, Grel. 771 00:34:29,299 --> 00:34:31,699 This really blasts the shit out of this crew. 772 00:34:31,699 --> 00:34:34,019 Hey, Larry, Larry, listen up. 773 00:34:36,019 --> 00:34:37,299 Grel with the limp. 774 00:34:37,299 --> 00:34:38,179 Get out of here. 775 00:34:41,059 --> 00:34:41,619 Okay. 776 00:34:41,619 --> 00:34:43,619 Give me some rolls. 777 00:34:43,619 --> 00:34:44,099 All right. 778 00:34:44,819 --> 00:34:46,340 First one's a 27. 779 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:47,779 Second one's a 26. 780 00:34:47,779 --> 00:34:51,139 Third one is a 17 and fourth one's a 27. 781 00:34:51,619 --> 00:34:53,139 All will hit. 782 00:34:53,139 --> 00:34:54,019 Jesus. 783 00:34:54,019 --> 00:34:56,019 Regardless of which ones are being hit. 784 00:34:56,579 --> 00:34:57,380 Perfect. 785 00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:57,700 All right. 786 00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:00,340 I'll roll some D10s here. 787 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:07,059 Give me, based on your wild magic connection state right now, 788 00:35:07,059 --> 00:35:08,660 just give me max damage. 789 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,260 Oh, well, okay. 790 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,300 Then the mind flayer takes 30 force damage 791 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:15,059 and the Grel takes 10 force damage. 792 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:17,059 All right. 793 00:35:17,059 --> 00:35:23,059 Maybe describe the death of the mind flayer and the grip. 794 00:35:23,059 --> 00:35:24,180 It's not great 795 00:35:24,899 --> 00:35:31,379 because the balls of energy keep slamming him into the wall 796 00:35:32,179 --> 00:35:35,539 and eventually he just kind of like gufies 797 00:35:35,539 --> 00:35:36,899 under the third and final one. 798 00:35:36,899 --> 00:35:39,379 And then it's like a real slow slide down the wall. 799 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:41,219 Gross. 800 00:35:41,219 --> 00:35:42,419 That was disgusting. 801 00:35:42,419 --> 00:35:43,460 It was fantastic. 802 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,259 It was disgusting. 803 00:35:44,259 --> 00:35:46,099 Well, there's just a lot going on right now. 804 00:35:46,819 --> 00:35:48,659 I might have been overkill, but you know what? 805 00:35:48,659 --> 00:35:49,379 Let's just do it. 806 00:35:49,379 --> 00:35:50,179 Let's do it. 807 00:35:50,179 --> 00:35:50,980 Let's have a little fun. 808 00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:51,219 Okay. 809 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:52,740 There are many, many creepy... 810 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:56,340 Sully looks worriedly over at Glim. 811 00:35:56,340 --> 00:36:02,740 Like, oh, I don't know how to process that. 812 00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:03,060 Okay. 813 00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:04,580 So there are no more mind flayers. 814 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:05,460 There's no more brain. 815 00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:08,900 There are troglodytes that are attacking. 816 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:14,260 Some confusion enters their kind of scape 817 00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:16,980 as the last mind flayer dies 818 00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:19,220 and the Grel's are there too. 819 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:23,140 Let's go one more round around, starting with a goth. 820 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:28,500 Describe the scene and what cool thing 821 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,860 that could lean into the next individual. 822 00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:33,220 Feel free to work together 823 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,540 and describe cool, awesome shit that's happening 824 00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:37,620 if you need an assist on anything. 825 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:40,180 Let's just be really awesome 826 00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:41,300 killing all these troglodytes 827 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,540 because they're low levels and they won't kill you. 828 00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:45,380 What kind of weapon do you have? 829 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:49,300 Because Sully could toss you a few Grel. 830 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:52,420 You could play some baseball. 831 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,059 Yeah, yeah. 832 00:36:53,059 --> 00:36:55,380 Or we could do some skeet shooting. 833 00:36:58,660 --> 00:36:59,700 What kind of weapon do you have? 834 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:03,059 Because I think a goth would want to go 835 00:37:03,059 --> 00:37:05,700 get these troglodytes off racks, right? 836 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,300 Because he was kind of being swarmed. 837 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:09,780 So I don't know if she can 838 00:37:12,099 --> 00:37:13,700 whack some of them up in the air 839 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:19,060 if anybody has some spell action perhaps. 840 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:20,580 I just got a short bow. 841 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:21,220 Okay, sweet. 842 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,060 Target practice? 843 00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:23,780 Yeah, target practice time. 844 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:24,740 Mood's got spells. 845 00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:26,660 Karla or Glim's got spells. 846 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,380 Everybody. 847 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:29,540 It's just a fun game that we're going to be playing now 848 00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:32,020 inside the game we're already playing. 849 00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:38,660 I'm going to run over and grab the mace 850 00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:40,420 and just batter up, 851 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:45,700 start whacking them off into the air off of racks. 852 00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:51,539 And I think imagine as there's fewer laying them down, 853 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:52,900 he can sort of assist as well 854 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:54,980 and bucking them up into the sky. 855 00:37:55,619 --> 00:37:57,220 What if I cast Moonbeam 856 00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,980 and then you hit them into the Moonbeam 857 00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:02,340 and then they just went in radiant damage 858 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,019 as they enter the area? 859 00:38:04,659 --> 00:38:05,380 I love this. 860 00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:07,220 Little like a firework show. 861 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,180 Sully's just yelling things like 862 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,659 Paul, because, you know. 863 00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:16,180 Not doing anything after that. 864 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:18,340 No, no, because I mean the Moonbeam's there 865 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:21,059 so he's not going to waste arrows on this business. 866 00:38:21,059 --> 00:38:22,500 He's just showing encouragement. 867 00:38:23,139 --> 00:38:23,780 Awesome. 868 00:38:23,780 --> 00:38:27,220 Yeah, Troglodytes and Grel are flying through this Moonbeam. 869 00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:31,619 Moot, what do you, what kind of, you got a jazzed vibe. 870 00:38:31,619 --> 00:38:32,340 What are you doing? 871 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:32,840 Yeah. 872 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,940 Okay, let's look through this spell list again 873 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:36,980 and find something fun. 874 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:38,360 Hang on. 875 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,280 I love and I'm scared of this version of Moot 876 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,280 and I am here for it. 877 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,039 This is a bloodthirsty mood. 878 00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:46,440 Okay. 879 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,720 Let's have some fun. 880 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,880 Like the fuck is wrong with this guy? 881 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,380 Yes. 882 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:51,740 Yes. 883 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:54,780 Okay. 884 00:38:56,519 --> 00:39:00,760 Got a little spell here called Sickening Radiance. 885 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,160 Oh, yeah. 886 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,000 If we're working with some radiant damage 887 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,079 over on one end, 888 00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:07,800 well, we'll put some radiant light on another. 889 00:39:08,519 --> 00:39:09,400 As well. 890 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,519 Light this place up. 891 00:39:10,519 --> 00:39:14,440 So dim greenish light spreads within a 30-foot radius sphere 892 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,360 centered on a point I choose, 893 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,280 which I'll put like right next to the Moonbeam. 894 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,760 Catch any stragglers? 895 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,559 Yeah. 896 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,760 Yeah, you can't always be accurate on all of them. 897 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800 When a creature moves into the spell's area 898 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,519 for the first time or starts its turn there, 899 00:39:30,519 --> 00:39:33,000 that creature must succeed on a con saving throw 900 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,880 or take 4d10 radiant damage, 901 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,640 suffer one level of exhaustion, 902 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,320 and emit a dim greenish light in a 5-foot radius. 903 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,760 It just happens. 904 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,559 Everything that as these creatures are being batted around 905 00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:52,440 and the Sickening Radiance is being spread around, 906 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,280 they begin to try and flee as they're being caught up in it. 907 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,280 So he's trying to catch the ones that are trying to get away 908 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,079 and like throw them into the Moonbeam or the Sickening Sphere. 909 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,680 I don't think it works that well. 910 00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:12,919 I think he's like grabbing tentacles because it's probably similar size to him. 911 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:16,599 He's just kind of like grappling off to the side. 912 00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:17,879 You guys are doing cool shit. 913 00:40:17,879 --> 00:40:20,199 He's like, get over here, you fucking bud. 914 00:40:20,199 --> 00:40:21,000 Brain stupid. 915 00:40:22,039 --> 00:40:23,639 Hey, Charlie, toss one over here. 916 00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:25,079 Toss it. 917 00:40:25,079 --> 00:40:25,879 I can barely. 918 00:40:27,319 --> 00:40:28,759 Chaos bolt flies towards you. 919 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:29,960 It explodes in your face. 920 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,639 There's brain goop all over you. 921 00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:34,199 Ah, that warning would have been nice. 922 00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:34,920 Thank you so much. 923 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,039 I gave you the warning. 924 00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:37,480 I said toss them over here. 925 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,359 You weren't throwing them. 926 00:40:38,359 --> 00:40:38,920 That's not a warning. 927 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,599 That's a direction. 928 00:40:42,199 --> 00:40:44,359 As the scene fades down, 929 00:40:45,799 --> 00:40:50,440 you're covered in the death of all of these creatures. 930 00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:53,559 You settle yourselves, moot you, 931 00:40:53,559 --> 00:40:57,239 kind of the sound in your head lightens. 932 00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,759 It's not gone, but it's kind of just in the back there. 933 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,760 As you bring yourself down 934 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,440 and you have a moment now to collectively breathe, 935 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,680 you all recollect yourselves 936 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:13,720 and you notice the further tunnel 937 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,640 where the grells were seen coming in. 938 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,280 You see Matamar moving off too. 939 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,200 He has snuck off 940 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,240 and you see him just kind of disappear down that cape. 941 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,360 Do we all have that moment 942 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,200 where we look at each other and laugh? 943 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,520 Because we all just almost die. 944 00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,759 But there's like nothing else you can do, right? 945 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,719 But moves laughing like a little too much. 946 00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:36,219 Yeah. 947 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,440 Sounds a little manic. 948 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,360 We should follow Matamar. 949 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,159 He's just going. 950 00:41:41,159 --> 00:41:41,659 Right? 951 00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:43,800 And it's so humid in here. 952 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,480 You guys look at my hair. 953 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,960 I wasn't going to say anything, but that's nuts. 954 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,840 That moonbeam didn't scare things off. 955 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:51,800 That dew would have. 956 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,599 You begin to move further back 957 00:41:54,599 --> 00:42:02,279 and you hear like the sliding sound 958 00:42:02,279 --> 00:42:06,199 of the black ichor that you walk through to get in here. 959 00:42:06,199 --> 00:42:09,639 You see it falling and sliding down to the ground 960 00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:11,799 and dispersing like within the pool. 961 00:42:11,799 --> 00:42:15,400 And you see light coming in from outside of this cave 962 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,480 as you're moving back to follow Matamar. 963 00:42:18,039 --> 00:42:23,159 You go down this tunnel and it winds around for a little bit. 964 00:42:23,159 --> 00:42:29,000 You're calling out to Matamar as you enter into this new area, 965 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:35,559 this new cavern and there are these alcoves 966 00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:39,559 where there are our bodies lined up in. 967 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:44,599 And you see Matamar like at the center of this room 968 00:42:44,599 --> 00:42:47,399 there is this, for lack of a better term, 969 00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:48,839 what looks like a large bird bath. 970 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,280 This thing's really bird centric. 971 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:55,640 Right, but within it is a very similar substance 972 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,079 to what the pool was made out of, 973 00:42:57,079 --> 00:42:58,920 this kind of suspension fluid. 974 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,800 And in this suspension fluid are these large tadpole-like creatures 975 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,760 like with long tails. 976 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:13,320 And he's looking into this and has this glazed over look to him. 977 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,039 Hey, Matamar. 978 00:43:16,199 --> 00:43:18,360 Hey, Matamar. 979 00:43:19,559 --> 00:43:20,440 Buddy. 980 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,159 Snaps out. 981 00:43:22,039 --> 00:43:23,320 Yeah, yeah. 982 00:43:24,199 --> 00:43:24,759 You okay? 983 00:43:24,759 --> 00:43:26,360 There was a lot of gore back there 984 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,559 and you seemed really scared. 985 00:43:27,559 --> 00:43:29,079 You disappeared for a little bit. 986 00:43:29,079 --> 00:43:30,679 Great job at hiding. 987 00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:33,000 But then you just kind of took off without saying anything. 988 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,400 I mean, we did laugh for a really long time back there. 989 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,840 Some of us more than others, but... 990 00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:38,519 No, I heard you. 991 00:43:38,519 --> 00:43:43,639 I just felt compelled to come back here. 992 00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:44,920 I don't know why. 993 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,039 That's not good. 994 00:43:46,039 --> 00:43:47,240 You look around to the... 995 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,360 They're all similar creatures. 996 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,240 Some are more human. 997 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:57,559 Some are mostly what a Matamar appears to be. 998 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,720 And a lot of them appear to be in this stasis state. 999 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,119 They're not awake. 1000 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,039 They are... 1001 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,880 Are they in vats? 1002 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,519 Are they just standing there? 1003 00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:12,599 No, they're standing up, 1004 00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:19,559 but there's this substance that seems to be binding them to the wall. 1005 00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:20,440 Kakuni? 1006 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,559 Kakuni-esque. 1007 00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:22,279 Yep. 1008 00:44:22,279 --> 00:44:24,199 The more you go around, 1009 00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:29,159 some of them appear to have giant holes in their head. 1010 00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:33,799 Oh, Buddy, don't look too closely at some of these guys. 1011 00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:35,159 They look like they may be your friends. 1012 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,159 Or they were your friends. 1013 00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:38,279 No, I see that. 1014 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:39,400 Don't look. 1015 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:39,960 He said don't. 1016 00:44:40,519 --> 00:44:41,639 I was here before you. 1017 00:44:41,639 --> 00:44:42,359 I saw... 1018 00:44:42,359 --> 00:44:42,679 And then... 1019 00:44:45,319 --> 00:44:48,519 These things in this pool... 1020 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,559 I remember now. 1021 00:44:49,559 --> 00:44:51,239 I remember they put them in... 1022 00:44:51,799 --> 00:44:53,719 If you walk through and then you'd... 1023 00:44:54,759 --> 00:44:56,199 They put them in your head. 1024 00:44:57,879 --> 00:44:58,759 Excuse me? 1025 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:00,519 Who say? 1026 00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:06,279 Those things with the tentacles off their face. 1027 00:45:08,359 --> 00:45:10,359 That's where my friends went. 1028 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,640 That's where I went. 1029 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:13,880 So you... 1030 00:45:14,519 --> 00:45:15,240 You have... 1031 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,280 Do you have one of these in your... 1032 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,039 Inside your head right now? 1033 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,240 I think so. 1034 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:27,160 So you're like incubating like a frog or something? 1035 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:30,840 I don't think they're frogs. 1036 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:31,960 I think they're more of them. 1037 00:45:33,559 --> 00:45:36,280 These little guys are those tentacle bearded bastards? 1038 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,120 Once they come out... 1039 00:45:39,079 --> 00:45:39,799 I wonder... 1040 00:45:39,799 --> 00:45:41,400 Can you be healed of this? 1041 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,159 Maybe not healed right now. 1042 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,319 Obviously you're okay for the moment. 1043 00:45:48,359 --> 00:45:50,679 These ones seem not to be okay 1044 00:45:50,679 --> 00:45:52,920 because some of them have the holes in the heads 1045 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,920 and that seems like they've hatched, right? 1046 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,839 One of these tadpole looking creatures 1047 00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:02,920 trying to climb up and out. 1048 00:46:04,199 --> 00:46:04,679 I'm going to mace it. 1049 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,039 Like falls to the ground. 1050 00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:07,239 Yes, I was going to say. 1051 00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,159 My higher breath recharges and I take my staff. 1052 00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:12,920 Yeah, no, that thing is getting squashed. 1053 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,039 There's like four of us. 1054 00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:16,039 Four of us just all of a sudden are like, 1055 00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:18,039 oh God, and then start hitting it. 1056 00:46:18,039 --> 00:46:20,199 And Rex is like stomp, stomp, stomp. 1057 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:21,719 Wow. 1058 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,039 That was not an overreaction. 1059 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,920 I don't know if you can be healed. 1060 00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,079 Well, I mean if anybody knows Bahamut probably knows, 1061 00:46:33,079 --> 00:46:36,119 so like we're maybe just like, 1062 00:46:36,759 --> 00:46:37,719 you know, we're going to ask him 1063 00:46:38,279 --> 00:46:39,799 like share some big information, 1064 00:46:39,799 --> 00:46:42,119 but maybe he could just do like one other little thing. 1065 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:48,199 Maybe this can't be okay for the people, 1066 00:46:48,199 --> 00:46:51,239 the gods who live here in Celestia, right? 1067 00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,599 You can come be like some evidence for us 1068 00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:57,239 of the bad thing that's happening. 1069 00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,680 I'm going to take Madame Mars hand and. 1070 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,640 Crush his skull. 1071 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,800 You see like a guy kind of grits her teeth a little bit 1072 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,080 and she's going to try and cast lesser restoration on him 1073 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,600 and see if that does anything. 1074 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,000 Tell me what lesser restoration can heal. 1075 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,480 I mean, I'm thinking it's probably not high enough level, 1076 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,360 but she's going to try. 1077 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,720 It says you touch a creature 1078 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:28,920 and can end either one disease or one condition affecting it. 1079 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,200 Condition can be blinded, deafened, paralyzed or poisoned. 1080 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:37,720 Is not necessarily that so you can definitely use it, 1081 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:41,560 but yeah, like there's a radiant glow 1082 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,080 that moves from you to him 1083 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:49,480 and I don't know if it did anything. 1084 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,480 It was worth an attempt, 1085 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,400 but this is beyond my abilities. 1086 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:02,679 I am much more adept at the crushing side of things these days. 1087 00:48:03,559 --> 00:48:06,440 Oh, oh, what if we lure it out like a tapeworm? 1088 00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:13,079 What if we try to find someone more adept? 1089 00:48:14,199 --> 00:48:15,880 Okay, I guess that's true. 1090 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,719 I don't want to be cruel or anything though, 1091 00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,599 but it seems like there's a bigger problem than just Madame Mars. 1092 00:48:20,599 --> 00:48:21,719 No offense, Madame Mars. 1093 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,880 No, that's fine. 1094 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,800 Because I mean, they're just going to keep taking your people 1095 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,760 to incubate the weird bits, right? 1096 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:39,080 Well, are there any more of them other than he looks around at the 12 bodies? 1097 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,480 Oh, we should probably kill all these people. 1098 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,000 Yeah, I mean not even kill 1099 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,960 because they're definitely already dead and gone. 1100 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,040 So they are no longer your friends and loved ones 1101 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,000 and we're just going to really quickly just maybe take care of. 1102 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,719 I'm going to maybe you should just go back down the tunnel. 1103 00:48:57,559 --> 00:49:02,599 He walks out and you see him kind of just put his hands in his ears. 1104 00:49:02,599 --> 00:49:05,000 This is the worst timeline ever. 1105 00:49:08,519 --> 00:49:15,400 We cut ahead as you're being led out of the cavern that you are in 1106 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:23,559 and you pass by various pictograms on the walls showing images 1107 00:49:23,559 --> 00:49:26,840 that look very similar to the mind flares coming up 1108 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:32,840 from what looks like some under dark region 1109 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,720 with a figure hovering around and above them. 1110 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:40,760 It looks very reminiscent. 1111 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,599 That looks very reminiscent of Orcus. 1112 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,880 And his goat like hideous face. 1113 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:56,519 And these figures are depicted as rising to these other worldly God like planes 1114 00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,440 with what can be determined as hatcheries 1115 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:06,599 being created or implanted in these worlds 1116 00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:13,400 with a final image or goal of them working alongside 1117 00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:15,000 an undead army. 1118 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:21,000 It leads you out of the cavern. 1119 00:50:21,559 --> 00:50:26,440 You are on a hill that overlooks the forest where you came from. 1120 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:33,720 You've moved beyond whatever or broken whatever void that you were trapped in 1121 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:40,840 from this elder brain or these mind flares or whatever power that was trapping you 1122 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,079 was trapping you within this loop. 1123 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:53,160 And you see the mountain before you a little bit closer than it was before. 1124 00:50:53,879 --> 00:51:02,440 And Matamar sullen and broken leads you down and towards Mount Celestia. 1125 00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:15,719 Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2 Episode 122 1126 00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,359 Starring Amy More as Sullivan Slyte 1127 00:51:18,359 --> 00:51:21,480 Carla Maxted as Glimp Tom Laird as Moot 1128 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,240 Kristen Flemmons as a Goth and Russ More as your dungeon master. 1129 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,880 Editing, Production and Sound Design by Russ More. 1130 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:32,199 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 1131 00:51:32,199 --> 00:51:34,280 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 1132 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,280 A huge thank you to our supporting producers 1133 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:41,719 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, 1134 00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:46,920 Craig Zeiss, Aaron Stevens, Darylith, Lulahan, L.A. 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